Bubba-izums
You must master temp, smoke, and time to achive moisture, taste, and texture!


What's the worst that they can do, Shave my head and send me back to Viet Nam?

The three major food groups are: Bacon, Brisket, and Bourbon.

You can be pro-active or re-active, which one will work in any situation?

When greeting a friend on the phone:
Hey, bubba-louie..

When describing great vittles: That's Bubba-lishes

BLOW ME a kiss! (Stolen from Paul Winkle but used a lot by me)

Pain is the body's way of telling you that your alive. (circa 1972 RVN)

We are all on a journey for perfect BBQ, hopefully we will never arrive...

Don't  fish in someone else's pond and expect to catch thier prize bass..



 I’m a Carnivore,
not a
Connoisseur!


There is something terribly wrong when a man has to tie a noose around his neck to get ready for work.

Ask yourself, does it pass the common sense test?

By the way, TOFU really does suck!

Not a Bubba-izum, just used without permission.
"need no teef to eat my beef".
C-boy Parker 1943

If you are stupid enough to buy it, someone is smart enough to sell it!

"Life should NOT be a journey to
the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in an attractive
and well preserved body, but
rather to skid in sideways,
chocolate in one hand, margarita
in the other, totally worn out and
screaming, "WOO HOO, What a ride!"
A saying by Todd Hipo, used without his permission.

Yak, Kangaroos, or cat, so many meats, not enough lump....

Be the observer, not the observed

Baking is for sissyies, real men stand when they pee and smoke their meat.  A bubba hyku..
 
I plan for the worst but expect the best!


SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE BUG, OTHERS YOU ARE THE WINDSHIELD

Don't Blame M, IDVFTN


TOFU SUCKS!

My favorite animal is meat.



Did I mention that TOFU SUCKS!




On the subject of marriage: Why make one woman miserable when you can make many more happy.

Why put off to tomorrow, what you can screw up today?

Work smart, not hard!

The sign that hangs on the front door of the double-wide.

"NEVR MIND THE DOG, BEWARE OF OWNER!

Live well, eat well, die proud!

Website Builder